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Market Analyst !

Here are a few jokes taken from here and there.

Q: What's the definition of a stockbroker?
A: Someone who invests your money till' it's all gone.

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

There was a tremendous turnaround in the market today. A stock brocker who jumped out of a window on the twelfth floor, saw a computer screen on the seventh floor and did a U-turn.

A technical analyst is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.

A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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