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India Australia Test Match Series - 2008 !

After watching the test match, I feel some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

I didnt expect this from Team India! They CHEATED Australia & won! See below:

(1) Shaun Tait, who was hyped to get 50 wickets in this match, was sent wicketless by the cruel Indians!!

(2) Because of BCCI & Team India, Australia's prolific match winners Steve Bucknor & Mark Benson could not play in this match. How cruel can Indians get!! Tch Tch! In this way Aus could play with only 11 players when they usually play with 13!

(3) R.P.Singh who was only included as a bowler, blasted 30 runs without the Ausssies permission! Now that is very bad on the part of RP. Where are your manners, RP??

(4) Ricky Ponting , who was happy that Harbhajan is not playing , was again cheated by Ishant Sharma, who got him twice!! Dont worry honest Ricky, we''ll try to get Ishant sharma dropped too, like Harbhajan!!!

(5) And finally, no Indian player abused Andrew Symonds!!! This is inexcusable!! Poor guy lost his monkey tricks!! C'mon Indians, this is very unkind!!

(6) The Perth pitch, that was meant to terrify Indians was cunningly used by Indian team to terrify Aussies!!! God, this is so unfair!!

(7) An urgent team meeting is being held by Ricky & Co to decide what to do with the one day that is left in the match!! Indians have no manners!! Very bad guests, Indians are !! How can they beat the Australians in their home?? that too in 4 days???

DICTIONARY WORDS ADDED ::

Ponting: (n) (adj)
1. A substance or entity or even a person of unquestionable integrity
2. An act of uncivilised behaviour. [Also, pontingness (n)]

Usage ::
The judge was driven towards justice because he knew that the pontiff was a ponting.
Sir Bonkers said, “Don’t try to bully me. I surely can fathom the pontingness in your eyes”.

Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.

Usage ::
I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.

Usage ::
First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see Bucknor


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